Obviously I’d never say that I wanna switch spots with somebody who’s in prison because I wouldn’t in a million years, but at the same time it’s gotta be pretty awesome for Brendan and Stevie that they’ve got fans all around the country now. Again, it’s probably not worth it to live in a room with 4 walls for the rest of your life, but if a typical guy posts a really awkward photo saying Happy Valentine’s Day, they don’t get 460 likes and 138 people responding with love notes of their own. That’s a social media power that only a rape/murder conviction can buy.

PS – Don’t think I’ve stopped being suspicious of you and that mustache, Scott Tadych.