First thing’s first here – Was it common knowledge that there was a nude beach near Madison? Not that laying in the sand bare-ass is something I could ever do, but you’d still think it’s something I would’ve at least heard about at some point. Either way, it seems pretty obvious that people would start having sex at a nude beach, right? You just can’t expect a bunch of naked people to gather in one place and then keep their distance from one another. Personally I always thought nude beaches were just a European thing, but I also just assumed that it was like one big orgy anyway – And I think that’s the way you have to think about nude beaches. There can’t be rules and regulations for people who show up butt naked to the same place where little kids go to build sand castles. Maybe if the DNR would’ve had that same outlook then they wouldn’t have been in this situation in the first place.
A nude beach near Madison is closing because everyone was having sex
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