So here’s the deal – Today’s my birthday and I’m in LA for the Badger game, so that combination doesn’t really make me want to search the internet for weird shit to post all day. So instead of doing that, here’s some pictures of Julius Peppers’ girlfriend Claudia Sampedro. I don’t really know who she is or what she does besides having sex with professional athletes, but I recommend that you take a few minutes to Google search her some time today. You’re welcome.